The Doleful Dieter
by
Bernard Vance Kyle
Copyright, 2002
I'm off Chocolate Creams
'cos I bulge at the seams
And I'm nary as svelte as I am in my Dreams
I guess I should Try one of those Dieting Schemes
But perhaps that idea's not as smart as it seems.
My tum has become much bigger than some,
And Diet Control will just have to come,
But I was never designed to exist on a
crumb,
And enforced starvation is decidedly dumb.
But my Doctor's a man, a man of
persistence,
Who keeps prattling on 'bout Insulin
Resistance
He's getting me down just through his
insistence,
That to be overweight could impede my
existence.
So dieters all, across this Great
Nation,
Gird up thy loins to endure
deprivation,
Seek moderation and avoid all temptation,
And hope you beomce the great Slimming
Sensation !!
Bernard Vance Kyle
Copyright ©2002 Bernard Vance Kyle
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