Porky the Pig
Bernard Vance Kyle
Now Porky the Pig was not very Big
But everyone knew he would Grow
And with Positive Talk he put on the Pork,
That's what Little Pigs do, you know !
And Porky grew Fat - no I shouldn't say that
If I did I would be Mistaken,
For what Porky had done was just the Forerun
Of Beautiful mild Streaky Bacon !
Now 'Ye Ole British Breakfast's ' no longer Trad
With Pork Sausages, fried eggs and Bacon ???
But Farmers who need to keep up their Strength
Are partial to bacon Partakin'
So now that you know the facts of the Case
I'm sure you'll have no illusions
For if you're as smart as I think that you are
You'll be able to draw some conclusions !!!
Bernard Vance KyleCopyright ©2002 Bernard Vance Kyle
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